There's No Hash Like Rehash

Okay, what game have we all been waiting for above all else? When one uses the term "highly anticipated" what is the first title that comes to mind? Crash Bandicoot!!! No? Hmm...yeah me neither. Evidently, the orange weasel will soon be let loose on us all once again in Crash Bandicoot: Mind Over Mutant.

Amazingly enough, this no-doubt revolutionary game will focus on neither go-kart racing nor party games - it opts instead to give our rodent protagonist some sort of psychic powers... or something. I don't really know and frankly I don't care.

Orange rats suck:

I'm really sick of these cheap rehash jobs that are simply beating dead series into the ground. Do we really need a Spyro 37: The Revenge? This current lack of originality in both film and gaming has crossed the threshold from annoying into unbearably maddening. I swear to God, if I see one more abysmal Sonic game that further tarnishes a once respected series, I am going to do violent things to the first small animal I come across. I hope it's a bandicoot...